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Stealing The Covers is the seventh studio album by the punk band Teenage Bottlerocket. The album consists of cover versions of songs originally recorded by small, not very well known and often short-lived bands. Stealing The Covers was released by Fat Wreck Chords on CD and LP on July 14, 2017.
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