{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
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{"type":"standard","title":"1964 European Rowing Championships","displaytitle":"1964 European Rowing Championships","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19952055","titles":{"canonical":"1964_European_Rowing_Championships","normalized":"1964 European Rowing Championships","display":"1964 European Rowing Championships"},"pageid":56217613,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/German_rowing_eight_EK_1964.jpg/330px-German_rowing_eight_EK_1964.jpg","width":320,"height":189},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/German_rowing_eight_EK_1964.jpg","width":3044,"height":1796},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291000631","tid":"b2e07048-33e7-11f0-9e04-87790899de85","timestamp":"2025-05-18T12:57:48Z","description":"International rowing event","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_European_Rowing_Championships","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_European_Rowing_Championships?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_European_Rowing_Championships?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1964_European_Rowing_Championships"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_European_Rowing_Championships","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/1964_European_Rowing_Championships","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_European_Rowing_Championships?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1964_European_Rowing_Championships"}},"extract":"The 1964 European Rowing Championships were rowing championships held on the Bosbaan regatta course in the Dutch capital Amsterdam. Women competed from 31 July to 2 August. Men competed the following week from 6 to 9 August. Men competed in all seven Olympic boat classes, and women entered in five boat classes. Many of the men competed two months later at the Olympic Games in Tokyo; women would first be allowed to compete at Olympic level in 1976.","extract_html":"
The 1964 European Rowing Championships were rowing championships held on the Bosbaan regatta course in the Dutch capital Amsterdam. Women competed from 31 July to 2 August. Men competed the following week from 6 to 9 August. Men competed in all seven Olympic boat classes, and women entered in five boat classes. Many of the men competed two months later at the Olympic Games in Tokyo; women would first be allowed to compete at Olympic level in 1976.
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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Late Jurassic","displaytitle":"Late Jurassic","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q499312","titles":{"canonical":"Late_Jurassic","normalized":"Late Jurassic","display":"Late Jurassic"},"pageid":708218,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Mollweide_Paleographic_Map_of_Earth%2C_155_Ma_%28Oxfordian_Age%29.png/330px-Mollweide_Paleographic_Map_of_Earth%2C_155_Ma_%28Oxfordian_Age%29.png","width":320,"height":160},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Mollweide_Paleographic_Map_of_Earth%2C_155_Ma_%28Oxfordian_Age%29.png","width":3610,"height":1810},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280948750","tid":"bab971b2-0321-11f0-a587-3b7b45ca0466","timestamp":"2025-03-17T11:19:45Z","description":"Third epoch of the Jurassic Period","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Jurassic","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Jurassic?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Jurassic?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Late_Jurassic"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Jurassic","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Late_Jurassic","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Jurassic?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Late_Jurassic"}},"extract":"The Late Jurassic is the third epoch of the Jurassic Period, and it spans the geologic time from 161.5 ± 1.0 to 143.1 ± 0.8 million years ago (Ma), which is preserved in Upper Jurassic strata.","extract_html":"
The Late Jurassic is the third epoch of the Jurassic Period, and it spans the geologic time from 161.5 ± 1.0 to 143.1 ± 0.8 million years ago (Ma), which is preserved in Upper Jurassic strata.
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