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Kicking Cars is the debut extended play by American pop punk band Make Out Monday. It was released on November 16, 2014, through the band's official website and on iTunes. A special edition was then released first at Asia POP Comicon in Manila on September 19, 2015. It was later made available for online purchase at the official website.
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