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Tipula paterifera is a species of large crane fly in the family Tipulidae, found in the central and eastern United States.
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Tomorrow is a children's book written and illustrated by Syrian author Nadine Kaadan. It was originally published in 2012 by Box of Tales Publishing House (Arabic) and was later published in 2018 by Lantana Publishing (English). The story follows Yazan, a young boy living in Syria at the start of the Syrian civil war and the confusion and uncertainty of what is going on around him. Aware of the changes in his life, Yazan is frustrated and leaves his house without his parents knowing only to find the streets empty and filled with frightening sounds. He returns home and his mother explains that it is too dangerous outside, and he must not leave. Instead, they paint a park in his bedroom until he can go out again.
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