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Yu-Gi-Oh! Worldwide Edition: Stairway to the Destined Duel, later released in Japan as Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters International , is a Game Boy Advance game developed and published by Konami in 2003. It is a modified version of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters 6 Expert 2, previously released for the Game Boy Advance in 2001, and adapts the \"Battle City\" story arc of the original Yu-Gi-Oh! series. The game was re-released in 2025 as part of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection game compilation.
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