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The San Francisco Public Library is the public library system of the city and county of San Francisco in United States. The Main Library is located at Civic Center, at 100 Larkin Street. The library system has won several awards, such as Library Journal's Library of the Year award in 2018. The library is well-funded due to the city's dedicated Library Preservation Fund that was established by a 1994 ballot measure. The Preservation Fund was renewed twice, by ballot measures in 2007 and 2022.
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Wyuna is a locality in the Goulburn Valley region of Victoria, Australia. The locality is in the Shire of Campaspe, 215 kilometres (134 mi) north of the state capital, Melbourne.
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The Corn da Tinizong is a mountain of the Albula Alps, located between Savognin and Bergün, in the Swiss canton of Graubünden. Its large southern face overlooks the Pass digls Orgel.
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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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