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The 2024 Men's Asian Champions Trophy was the eighth edition of the Men's Asian Champions Trophy. The hockey tournament consisted of the six best Asian national teams and was organized by the Asian Hockey Federation. The tournament was held in Hulunbuir, China from 8 to 17 September 2024.
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The Leaffony River is a small river that runs through County Sligo in Ireland. It is sometimes known as the Cullens River.
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Lucius Alexander Plantagenet Cary, Master of Falkland, is an English screenwriter, producer, and ex-soldier.
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