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Miradowo is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Zblewo, within Starogard County, Pomeranian Voivodeship, in northern Poland. It lies approximately 4 kilometres (2 mi) north of Zblewo, 14 km (9 mi) west of Starogard Gdański, and 50 km (31 mi) south-west of the regional capital Gdańsk.
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William Frank \"Doc\" Carver was a late 19th-century sharpshooter and the creator of a popular diving horse attraction.
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{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
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