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{"type":"standard","title":"21 Hours at Munich","displaytitle":"21 Hours at Munich","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q820238","titles":{"canonical":"21_Hours_at_Munich","normalized":"21 Hours at Munich","display":"21 Hours at Munich"},"pageid":36582089,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/21_Hours_at_Munich.jpg","width":243,"height":408},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/21_Hours_at_Munich.jpg","width":243,"height":408},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287532395","tid":"d716ccd6-22e3-11f0-b146-065e87c17be2","timestamp":"2025-04-26T21:17:21Z","description":"1976 television film by William A. Graham","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Hours_at_Munich","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Hours_at_Munich?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Hours_at_Munich?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:21_Hours_at_Munich"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Hours_at_Munich","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/21_Hours_at_Munich","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Hours_at_Munich?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:21_Hours_at_Munich"}},"extract":"21 Hours at Munich is a 1976 American historical drama television film directed by William A. Graham and starring William Holden, Shirley Knight and Franco Nero. It is based on the 1975 non-fiction book The Blood of Israel by Serge Groussard, and it deals with real events concerning the Munich massacre during the 1972 Summer Olympics. It was broadcast by ABC November 7, 1976. Despite its television origin, the film was released theatrically in several foreign countries. It was nominated for two Primetime Emmys.","extract_html":"
21 Hours at Munich is a 1976 American historical drama television film directed by William A. Graham and starring William Holden, Shirley Knight and Franco Nero. It is based on the 1975 non-fiction book The Blood of Israel by Serge Groussard, and it deals with real events concerning the Munich massacre during the 1972 Summer Olympics. It was broadcast by ABC November 7, 1976. Despite its television origin, the film was released theatrically in several foreign countries. It was nominated for two Primetime Emmys.
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