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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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