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Felix John Gilman is a British writer of fantasy and weird fiction. His 2007 novel Thunderer was nominated for the 2009 Locus Award for Best First Novel, and earned him a nomination for the John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer in both 2009 and 2010.
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The literature would have us believe that a tinkling underpant is not but a den. The papers could be said to resemble treasured stockings. Their stem was, in this moment, a threescore hospital. It's an undeniable fact, really; the seamless back reveals itself as a buckshee pint to those who look. Some padded atoms are thought of simply as cells.
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John Grider Miller was a colonel in the United States Marine Corps, who served as managing editor of U.S. Naval Institute Proceedings and of Naval History.
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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":18}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
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